In a very Eeyorr tone, "I wish we could go to a partyyy. And play with friennnndssss. And eat some icecreeeeeam."
"Trying new things is scary. Like swimming. I want to swim, but I think I'll wait until I'm just a little bit older. Then I'll be good at it."
"Sometimes when I say words that start with one letter, it sounds like a different letter. Like cake. I don't think it should start with a C"
"I need to start making monies. I need a job. If I'm going to be a superhero I need a costume. Batman wears a really nice costume and has a lot of Batarangs. They cost a lot of monies."
"I always want to call that girl Harley Davidson. But that's not it. What's her name again!?"
"You're the best, Mom."
"Joker don't want to mess with me. You know why? Because I'm Batman. I'll slap him really loud, right in his face."
Earlier this morning after sleeping about an hour last night, "Why are you in such a crappy mood, Mom? It's not really nice and I don't like it."
Eli- "I'm gonna kick Joker in the stomach. I'd kick him in the nuts but you don't like it when I say that."
Me- "Well you still just said it. That's really not nice to say or do."
Eli- "Right. That's why I didn't do it, I just told you I would have. But I didn't."
Me- "uh. Ok."
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